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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1小时候,有一次和爸爸在家,无意间发现爸爸藏在床脚下的私房钱,欣喜若狂的喊妈妈,刚发出一个“妈”字,就被我爸一脚踹飞了,顿时大哭,我妈闻声赶来,我爸抱着我哄着:“呀,宝宝不哭,摔床底下摔疼了吧?”

2初三上晚自习,课间跟同桌溜出校门去买吃的,回来,门卫把我们拦下来,“你们哪个班的?”

同桌央求未果,于是乱报了一个班级,给自己起了个名字叫王维,

门卫登记完问我:“你呢,叫什么?”

“孟浩然”。

3准备要去外地工作,同学几个都送我到机场,正当我和同学一一拥抱道别时,我暗恋很久的女生一下从我手中把机票抢去,撕成两半叫我不要走……这时我鼻子一酸,眼圈泛红,走到女孩面前就是一巴掌,这机票顶我半月工资呢!

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