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[短篇] 吃货的境界

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吃货的境界

1吃货的境界
纯粹的吃货生病了只看中医,因为西药一口就没了,中药可以多喝两口。


2电动剃须刀辐射很大
电动剃须刀辐射很大,每次使用后,我的胡子都掉光了,跟化疗似的。如果放到头顶,头发也会掉吧,好可怕。


3还能接电话
今天发现了一个手机新技能,原来手机除了上网玩游戏,还能接电话,这是今天有一个人打错电话到我这我才知道的。


4你是肉粽
其实大家穿上衣服都是粽子,只是甜美清纯的姑娘是甜粽,而你是肉粽。


5万一失足摔死了呢
对于讨厌的人,也要经常给个台阶下,万一失足摔死了呢?
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